Goku VS Superman<br />DEATH BATTLE!<br />ScrewAttack!<br /><br />Wait!<br />Superman<br />should have won<br />without female help?<br /><br />Did no one<br />read official<br />canon DC comics?<br /><br />Supergirl<br />rescued<br />Schwachmat<br />against<br />Doomsday.<br />Superman: Man of Steel<br />v1 # 19 (January, 1993)<br /><br />Schwachmat<br />can't even lift<br />2 tons without<br />his bio-electric aura,<br />...<br /><br />...<br />was almost killed<br />and had to be<br />rescued by Wonder Woman.<br />Superman v2 # 118<br />(December, 1996)<br /><br />Schwachmat fight<br />against Cythonna,<br />the kryptonian Goddess<br />of Ice and Darkness,<br />and needed the help<br />of Lois Lane to win.<br />Superman: The Last<br />God of Krypton (1999)<br /><br />Schwachmat<br />survived<br />"1,000 years"<br />in Valhalla<br />with the help<br />of Wonder Woman.<br />Action Comics v1 # 761<br />(January, 2000)<br /><br />Lois Lane<br />had to cry,<br />so Schwachmat<br />is reanimated.<br />Superman v2 # 175<br />(December, 2001)<br /><br />Natasha Irons,<br />Traci 13,<br />Lana Lang and<br />Cir-El protected him.<br />Action Comics v1 # 808<br />(December, 2003)<br /><br />Wonder Woman<br />distracted Konvikt<br />before he could do<br />final Schwachmat.<br />Trinity v1 # 4<br />(June, 2008)<br /><br />Schwachmat flew<br />to Zatanna Zatara<br />to ask her for help<br />against Atlas.<br />Superman v1 # 679<br />(October, 2008)<br /><br />Even together<br />with Ultraman<br />as Cosmic Armor<br />(Thought Robot)<br />Schwachmat need female help<br />from Zillo Valla.<br /><br />If she had not<br />distracted Mandrakk,<br />Cosmic Armor (Thought Robot)<br />would have been dead.<br /> <br />Final Crisis: Superman<br />Beyond v1 # 2 (March, 2009)<br /><br />Oh, I forgot.<br /><br />In the german<br />imagination and representation<br />is "the sun" as it were<br />a fairy godmother,<br />she provides light and heat and<br />is rather perceived as maternal.<br /><br />Wait!<br /><br />Is outside help and<br />unauthorized refueling<br />not against the rules?<br /><br />That would be<br />as if Goku<br />eat non stop<br />senzu beans<br />during the battle.<br /><br />And America<br />is a female name.<br /><br />Ok.<br />Then probably<br />the video "canon".<br /><br />Schwachmat is<br />continuously represented<br />by DC authors and SA/DCtards<br />as a winner,<br />despite all logic.<br /><br />What if<br />...<br /><br />... Superman ...<br /><br />... wants to join ...<br /><br />... the Z-Fighters?!<br /><br />"I'm Superman!"<br /><br />"That man doesn't look that super." <br />"No ..." <br /><br />"Let's test him out."<br /><br />SAP<br /><br />"EEEEEK!" "OH, NO!"<br /><br />DEAD!<br /><br />Goku in base form has<br />a destructive power of<br />255,820,880,000,000,000 MT!<br />FIVE Earths!<br /><br />Schwachmat knocked out himself<br />with acquisition of the speed of light<br />and heat vision at the<br />30,000,000,000,000 MT<br />explosion of the shadow moon.<br />Justice League of America<br />v2 # 30 (April, 2009)<br /><br />If you think<br />Konvikt<br />...<br /><br />Trinity v1 # 3<br />(June, 2008)<br /><br />... or<br />Coldcast<br />...<br /><br />Action Comics v1<br /># 775 (March, 2001)<br /><br />...<br />might likewise<br />....<br /><br />...<br />let tattooed you<br />a L on your forhead!<br /><br />Ben(jamin) <br />"Bullshit" Singer<br /><br />Chad "Bonked<br />by Stick" James<br /><br />Schwachmat is<br />continuously represented<br />by authors and SA/DCtards<br />as a winner,<br />despite all logic.<br /><br />Especially with<br />ScrewAttack!'s<br />"mathematics".<br /><br />ScrewAttack!'s Elite<br />Loser # 1<br />Ben Singer<br />"11,000 km/hr / 10<br />x 586 x 50 x 2 x 4 x 10<br />= 2,573,722,280 km/hr"<br /><br />ScrewAttack!'s<br />"mathematics".<br /><br />Ben(jamin)<br />"Bullshit"<br />Singer<br />aka<br />Wiz(ard):<br /><br />"Why ???<br /><br />Oh, dear God Goku !<br /><br />Why,<br /><br />I'm so dumb ???<br /><br />Why ???"<br /><br />Too much<br />Video Games?<br /><br />Or smoked<br />too much dope in<br />Mommy's garage???
